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John, David and Frank who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
All three men went their separate ways to gather the fruit.
John came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples". The king explained the trial to him, "You have to shove the fruit up your butt without any expression on your face, or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
David arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. John and David met in heaven. John asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it!"
David replied, "I couldn't help it, I looked up and saw Frank coming back with pineapples."