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A drunk stumbled upon a baptismal service down by the river one Sunday afternoon. He proceeded to walk down into the water and stood next to the preacher. The preacher noticed the old drunk was standing next to him, and he said, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looked back and said, "Yes, Preacher..I sure am."
The preacher then dunked the fellow under the water and pulled him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The preacher dunked him under for quite a bit longer, brought him up and said, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I did not Reverend."
The preacher, in disgust, held the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brought him out of the water and said, in a harsh tone, "My good man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The ole drunk wiped his eyes and said to the preacher..."Are you sure this is where he fell in?"