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There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Logical (SL) and the other is known as Sister Mathematical (SM). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty eight and half minutes? I wonder what he wants?
SL: It's logical, he wants to have his wicked way with us.
SM: Oh no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course, it's not working, the man did the only logical thing.......he started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what she we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way, and I'll go this way. He can't follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical , thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do, I lifted up my dress.
SM: Oh Sister, what did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical
Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants
down!
And those of you
who thought it would be dirty, say three Hail Mary's and GET BACK TO WORK!!!