All you single Christians need to beware!
TOP 10 CHRISTIAN PICK-UP LINES:
10. Nice Bible!
9. God told me to come and talk to you.
8. I predicted David over Goliath.
7. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
6. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
5. Can I pay your tithes for you?
4. The Word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." So how about dinner?
3. You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
2. Do you believe
in the laying on of hands
And the #1 Christian pick up line is:
1. Excuse me,
I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Christine Stewart
Accommodation Office
Aston University
Aston Triangle
Birmingham
B4 7ET
Email: c.s.stewart@aston.ac.uk